I feel ya
cheerful, lively; green, oblong, not actually a vegetable
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I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
"nah we can’t have female leads or characters of colour or gay characters or else our show will bomb"
I went to highschool with one of the people in this show.
No joke, he was in my choir. He was a pretty chill dude!
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS
wtf is going on
white people realizing we all look alike
IT’S THEM AS BABIES
reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
Do you… Do you even know what the Cold War was?
oh it was a war that happened in russia
that’s why we call it cold, because its like, REAL cold in russia
Have you seen our new security monitor yet?
Anonymous said: Only cops should own guns.
Only chefs should own frying pans .
I’m keeping my 1911 and my cast iron skillet.
Fuck anti-frying pan activists.
oh my god I have so many frying pans
don’t tell anyone!!!
I can’t even cook that well…